January 2011
22 posts
Aren’t you a little fat to be a stormtrooper?
I really hate when I cut open my hand but don’t realize it until much later…. Because then I bleed to death… And… Die. Medic?
I finally have a real day off and my xbox live went out… I can’t even communicate my disappointment.
CLIENTS OF MASSAGE ENVY WHO ARE CURRENTLY IN MY WAITING ROOM. GET THE EFF OUT OF MY WAITING ROOM! NOT YOUR PRIVATE WAITING ROOM! OUT! NOW!
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Hey little jellybeans, why do you gotta gang up on me and make me feel so sick?
I’m listening to waaayyyy too much Tech N9ne today…
Off to my first day of work! Just like a big boy clone!
Guess who got the job? I got the job! High-five!
AT THE ZOO! AT THE ZOO!
Coat hanger’s in the closet.
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My cat caught herself on fire again… Really? Really, Pirate? Again? Gtfo the candles!